Is the Easter Bunny a kidnapper?
I was thinking about this last night. I know I know, why in the world do I drift to these thoughts. Well my mind went there and I let it run.
Where does he/she get the eggs? Are they bought? I don’t think that the bunny can buy them as the prices of eggs have more than doubled in the last few years.
I doubt the chickens give them away, again I cite the price of eggs doubling in the last few years.
So if they aren’t bought, or donated… The only resulting option is that they are stolen. Hot eggs with the serial number scratched off.
My kids will know from day 1 that the Easter Bunny is fake because I don’t want to have to answer this question to a 3-year old. ”Daddy, why does the Easter Bunny steal babies from unsuspecting chickens?” Yes they will use the word unsuspecting, after all they are my kin and will be wicked smart.
When egg prices were getting high in ‘66 the Johnson administration issued a warning about the bad health effects of eating eggs (high cholesterol) - problem solved, the bunny could afford eggs again.